"See I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people: there's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin but became fat... " - John Bender
Ah, how it pleasures me to quote one of the best movies I have ever seen in my 19 years, The Breakfast Club. I think Bender said it best we may be born one way, but not always does this hold true to the rest of your life, it may be a few horrible decisions or maybe just genes either way; with age a lot of people start falling apart. There are only two men I know of who were born good looking and died good looking, and those men are undeniably Paul Newman and my Papa. I think we can all agree on the fact that Paul Newman was a complete babe and silverfox . . .
And as for my Papa although I do not have pictures at the moment I will upload later and you should just take my word on it :)
Now to the truth of the quote, unfortunately time has not been good to some men and I am here to point this out for everyone to see and just bluntly say it how it is, YOU USE TO BE HOT. (Keyword: Use) Let's see who went from beauty's to beastly and gasp at the horror of once was and now is.
Ryan O'Neal
First I would like to say I loved you in Love Story. But my friend time has not been very nice to your physical or emotional being, you have completely lost your mind. I guess it is debatable if you ever were sane but I will give you the benefit of the doubt. Now on to that appearance, what happened to that chiseled jaw, with the naked eye I can count 5 chins, sir you have put me to shame. And could I please point out what should be the obvious in this picture... Where are your eyebrows! Surly to god you can afford a make up artist, brighten those babies up or at least fake it! For Christs sake, you married Farrah Fawcett.
Jack Nicholson
Jesus Jack, ya maybe at one time the whole eyebrow thing was sexy but dude it's time to give it a rest and maybe get them waxed. And I just don't get the shades, I mean we get it, your old and you need glasses. But wearing glasses that look like sunglasses doesn't hide the fact and your just feeding in to all of Corey Hart's bullshit, it's not cool to wear your sunglasses at night. There I said it. And the cigarette I mean this speaks for it's self I love this guy but he may very well be a heart attack waiting to happen and that is the sad truth. I think Jack has potential to be a good looking older guy, he just needs to take better care of himself. But I guess that one flew over the Cuckoo's nest a long time ago.
Mickey Rourke
I think this one is pretty self explanatory he spent a little time in the slammer, got a little bit too into the illegal paraphernalia and alc. And now he looks like the male version of Joan Rivers! Seriously Mickey, you could bounce a quarter of that face; it's THAT tight. What happened. . .
John Travolta
I don't think anyone can confidently explain this one and do it justice, ever. It's like his head got four times bigger and his jaw got oddly wide. I just can't wrap my head around this one. I mean his features are almost too small for a head that size, like the head to features ratio is just so unbalanced. And the whole Scientology stint and Tom Cruise, I mean anything to do with Tom Cruise immediately turns me off... But that head. . .
Sylvester Stallone
Just looking at this man's face now is puzzling. I am concerned. In about 2 year this man will not even be able to talk which may be an improvement from his constant mumbling. Its called annunciation. It's almost as if he is a Mister Potato head and all the kids put all the pieces in the wrong spot. I mean, I am convinced that I could do a better job then his plastic surgeon working out of the back of a Chinese restaurant, using old heroin needles and a paring knife. Come on!
Mel Gibson
I think we can all agree that this man always had a little something, something to him. And come on he played a great Braveheart who doesn't like a man in a kilt. I challenge you! But as of the last couple years with the drunken racism, abuse charges and movies about beavers. He has lost a bit of that charm. I mean this one disappoints me! He was John Smith; yes John Smith from friggin Pocahontas. He has my first crush. You let me down Mel, you let me down!
Robert De Niro
I was truly torn with this one. I still don't believe that he is that bad looking today. But, his profile is just not as impressive. I will always love him though and he will always love 'em black ladies.
Harrison Ford
This one is not that bad either. But what you do have to look at here is him in comparison to his Indian Jones days because he was at his prime. And now, not so much. And Harrison I got three words for you: lose the earrings. Or else your bound to lose them forever. All I am saying is that ears get saggy and so do holes and what is stopping that whole from eating that earring up.
Corey Haim
Lost Cause.
Andrew McCarthy
Omgstache that Dad did, OKAY!
Judd Nelson
This one really pains and upsets me so I will make it fast. He used to be the perfect rebel, but I don't know WTF happened . . . Wah! This had to be a 90's phase.
Alec Baldwin
When I was younger I had the hardest time wrapping my head around the fact that his name was Alec and not Alex. I just couldn't grasp it. Ya, this guy is funny even to this day but I got a couple notes about what went wrong here. Number one, he looks like that creepy uncle everyone has and two, he looks like he ate a small child.
And there it is men who used to be hot but are no longer. If you have any suggestions or complaints please comment below! Also, I may be adding to this list so check it out from time to time! I hoped you all enjoyed this as much I as I enjoyed blogging this!
My apologizes to Bruce Willis truth is, you were never and still are not good looking to make this list, stop trying. Your pissing me off!